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For Something’s Sake!

Posted by IndigoBook on Dec 21, 2008 in Beatles-related, First 10 Posts, Reality

Dag. I hate this dag holiday rush stuff. (“Dag” is my new all-purpose word. Like it? It’s shiny.)

But really. I still need a frame for the thing I’m giving Peyton. Heck, I still need to DRAW the thing I’m giving Peyton. Not to mention my lack of anything for anyone else.

It’s getting worse all the time…

Speaking of butchering Beatles songs, look what I made up:

When you’re listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
And they’re not
I’m way out of key

What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Well, I hope not ’cause I’ll sing you a song
And I’ll probably be out of key

By the way, do you know how funny “Yesterday” sounds if you replace the word “yesterday” with “scrambled eggs” in every verse?

Scrambled eggs
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe
In scrambled eggs

Why she had to go I don’t know, she wouldn’t say
I said something wrong, now I long for scrambled eggs

Yeah. Only problem with this is, Roth and Lysander like to sing it. Especially Lysander.

It’s funny.

It was the first time.

You know, Lysander, I have to agree.

You always side with her!

So?

Shut it, you overgrown lizard.

That’s enough, guys. Um, bye.

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Jingle Nyx, Jingle Nyx, Jingle All the Way…!

Posted by IndigoBook on Dec 20, 2008 in Beatles-related, First 10 Posts, Reality

Yule is coming!

I really wish, just once, that someone would come into my room and ask what I was listening to so I could do this:

Mom: What are you listening to?
Me: Christmas music.
Mom: [listens to Beatles music for a second] What kind of Christmas music is this?
Me: Beatles Christmas music!

And then I could laugh manaically and get a strange look for my trouble.

Lysander: Ahem.

What?

You talked about the Beatles.

But I didn’t mention THAT thing.

Fine. But I’m watching you…

Bye.

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