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	<title>Inner Monologue &#187; bacon</title>
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		<title>Who Moved My Bacon?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Wilde</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just have a couple of questions: Why did they have 5 pounds of bacon in their fridge? Didn&#8217;t the husband notice the smell of cooked bacon? His wife ate all 5 pounds of the bacon without being noticeably ill? For more bacon fun, check out InventorSpot&#8217;s 10 Bacon Products That Have No Bacon and [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>I just have a couple of questions:</strong></p>
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<li>Why did they have <em><strong>5 pounds</strong></em> of bacon in their fridge?</li>
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<li>Didn&#8217;t the husband notice the smell of cooked bacon?</li>
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<li>His wife ate all <em><strong>5 pounds</strong></em> of the bacon without being noticeably ill?</li>
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<p>For more bacon fun, check out InventorSpot&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a title="10 Nonbacon gifts" href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/bacon_bacon_everywhere_top_10_nonbacon_bacon_gifts_19360" target="_blank">10 Bacon Products That Have No Bacon</a></span> and the <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a title="Mmm...Bacon iPhone" href="http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-3504_7-10099317-14.html" target="_blank">bacon iPhone case</a></span>.</p>
<p>Of course, I know you&#8217;re not really going to buy these things because you&#8217;re celebrating Buy Nothing Day, right?</p>
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