Some People Really Need to Lighten Up

Tags:blogging, drama, fun, holiday, sculpture.

Admittedly, I’m not Christian (I know, horrors!), but honestly!
Why can’t you love Jesus AND have a sense of humor about him?

I’m sure Jesus had a sense of humor and could laugh at himself,
from time to time at least…

Check out this blasphemy: Chocolate Jesus for Christmas! The guy who makes them is trying to bring a religious tone back to the holiday, even!
He calls them “My Sweet Lord.” The church is not amused.

Hmmm, reminds me of Cosimo Cavallaro’s chocolate Jesus (with anatomical accuracy!). The church wasn’t so pleased about that either.

In other blasphemous news, a burning cross for your porch, just in time for the holidays! Ok, so maybe it’s not really on fire, it just looks like it is.
A good idea (?) gone terribly wrong.

The blog post about this one (from Dispatches from the Culture Wars) is pretty funny.

I know, a burning cross isn’t considered blasphemy, just bigotry, but why isn’t it? We’re not allowed to desecrate the flag by burning it, so why is ok to burn crosses? Something to ponder.

Happy Holidays, y’all.

Who Moved My Bacon?

Tags:bacon, fun, holiday.

I just have a couple of questions:

• Why did they have 5 pounds of bacon in their fridge?

• Didn’t the husband notice the smell of cooked bacon?

• His wife ate all 5 pounds of the bacon without being noticeably ill?

For more bacon fun, check out InventorSpot’s 10 Bacon Products That Have No Bacon and the bacon iPhone case.

Of course, I know you’re not really going to buy these things because you’re celebrating Buy Nothing Day, right?