Inner Monologue

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Who Moved My Bacon?

Posted By Jenny Wilde on November 21, 2008

5 pounds of bacon - missing!

I just have a couple of questions:

  • Why did they have 5 pounds of in their fridge?
  • Didn’t the husband notice the smell of cooked ?
  • His wife ate all 5 pounds of the without being noticeably ill?

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Of course, I know you’re not really going to buy these things because you’re celebrating Buy Nothing Day, right?


Comments

3 Responses to “Who Moved My Bacon?”

  1. Constance says:

    I have another question: why did the police respond to a call about missing bacon?

  2. Kismet says:

    I have another question: How fat and unhealthy do you think these people are?

  3. Rabbit says:

    I love this. So much. So, so much.

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