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Who Moved My Bacon?

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5 pounds of bacon - missing!

I just have a couple of questions:

  • Why did they have 5 pounds of bacon in their fridge?
  • Didn’t the husband notice the smell of cooked bacon?
  • His wife ate all 5 pounds of the bacon without being noticeably ill?

For more bacon fun, check out InventorSpot’s 10 Bacon Products That Have No Bacon and the bacon iPhone case.

Of course, I know you’re not really going to buy these things because you’re celebrating Buy Nothing Day, right?

Posted on 21 November '08 by Jenny Wilde, under amusements.

3 Comments to “Who Moved My Bacon?”

21.11.08 at 17:03
Posted by Constance

I have another question: why did the police respond to a call about missing bacon?

22.11.08 at 14:14
Posted by Kismet

I have another question: How fat and unhealthy do you think these people are?

08.12.08 at 00:49
Posted by Rabbit

I love this. So much. So, so much.