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Some People Really Need to Lighten Up

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Admittedly, I’m not Christian (I know, horrors!), but honestly!
Why can’t you love Jesus AND have a sense of humor about him?

I’m sure Jesus had a sense of humor and could laugh at himself,
from time to time at least…

Check out this blasphemy: Chocolate Jesus for Christmas! The guy who makes them is trying to bring a religious tone back to the holiday, even!
He calls them “My Sweet Lord.” The church is not amused.

hey, at least he's white, right?

hey, at least he's white, right?

Hmmm, reminds me of Cosimo Cavallaro’s chocolate Jesus (with anatomical accuracy!). The church wasn’t so pleased about that either.

In other blasphemous news, a burning cross for your porch, just in time for the holidays! Ok, so maybe it’s not really on fire, it just looks like it is.
A good idea (?) gone terribly wrong.

The Perfect Christmas Symbol?

the perfect Christmas symbol?

The blog post about this one (from Dispatches from the Culture Wars) is pretty funny.

I know, a burning cross isn’t considered blasphemy, just bigotry, but why isn’t it? We’re not allowed to desecrate the flag by burning it, so why is ok to burn crosses? Something to ponder.

Happy Holidays, y’all.

Posted on 26 November '08 by Jenny Wilde, under amusements. 2 Comments.

So That’s Why it Makes Me Feel Better

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I’ve always felt that going to the woods or the ocean helped to bring me back to center when I’m feeling spun out.

You know how that day-to-day noise and activity gets us all frazzled and stressed? Well, when I feel that way I just want to go off into the woods and commune with the trees, and stuff like that.

I’ve always attributed it to the fact that I’m a hippie, I was raised by a hippie, my parents got married in the woods, and I lived in Guerneville for a year as a child. Obviously, I’m predisposed to like the woods.

That’s still true, of course, but it’s more than that, too.

Apparently, going into nature gives our prefrontal cortices a rest because we are attracted to gentle stimuli that occur in nature, without exerting our brains. When we’re in an urban environment we are both compelled to attend to extreme stimuli and required to force ourselves to attend to minute details in order to get through the day.

What that means is that we can’t ignore the TV-screen billboards and ads on gas pumps and we musn’t ignore people walking down the street or cars driving by, lest we get smooshed.

That’s tiring, you know?

So, when we go into an environment where the stimuli are intriguing but low-key, our brains get a bit of a rest.
(Ahhh, birdsong and butterflies, rainbows and sunsets…)

Don’t take my word for it, you can read more about it from an actual science guy here. (I’m just a science enthusiast.)

So, get out there and take a hike!

Oh, and let’s save those natural places, shall we? That way we’ll always have a way to rest our brains from the ever increasing pace of life.

something to relax your brain
something to relax your brain

Posted on 25 November '08 by Jenny Wilde, under beauty, environment, health. No Comments.

Who Moved My Bacon?

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5 pounds of bacon - missing!

I just have a couple of questions:

  • Why did they have 5 pounds of bacon in their fridge?
  • Didn’t the husband notice the smell of cooked bacon?
  • His wife ate all 5 pounds of the bacon without being noticeably ill?

For more bacon fun, check out InventorSpot’s 10 Bacon Products That Have No Bacon and the bacon iPhone case.

Of course, I know you’re not really going to buy these things because you’re celebrating Buy Nothing Day, right?

Posted on 21 November '08 by Jenny Wilde, under amusements. 3 Comments.